I refer to the attached photo.
I wish you would add a crustless pizza option to your numerous pizza range. I love your pizza but I find it a waste and effortful to cut and discard the hard and chewy crust and aches my gums.
Please kindly consider adding a crustless pizza range for your own benefits.
Copies of this letter have been snail mailed and emailed to the relevant people in your company as my internet & computer are hacked and communication blockage from disgruntled management & employees due to fear, authoritative hierarchy, herd mentality, and a myriad of other interesting reasons as a result of them being resistant to change due to invested benefits in the current system even if the change is for the greater good of the company, community and eventually yourself – Egoistic, Capitalism and Narcissistic Mentality wrapped in sweet honey politically correct words that fail to add value to others.
My email address & social media accounts have been banned by your Customer Service staff and your Social Media team – If constructive criticisms are not welcomed, you are paying too much for those extra headcounts that do nothing nor add value to your business. Would it not make business sense to reduce those headcounts and turn those salaries into your own Salary Increase?
Please note that I am contactable only through email.
I do apologise for this politically incorrect and badly structured letter. Please understand that I spend time, real money (I don’t earn much and I live with my in-laws) and effort to gather this observation, prepare this letter at my expense for your benefits. I do not seek any monetary rewards or credit from this feedback. I am also prepared to be pushed to the front of an oncoming train down the tracks to my violent death at Melbourne Central Train Station by people affected by my feedback.
Thank you for your time in reading this letter, and please kindly delegate your assistant to inform me on the progress of your action. I appreciate your time to act on this feedback for the benefits of your family, community, company and yourself.
P.S. “We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like”. “Man surprised me most about humanity. Because he sacrifices his health to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
Implement your ideas by considering decision makers' ego and make them think that they came up with the profitable idea (People have a natural opposition to all ideas that are not of their own); allow them to take 100% of profits and credit. How? "The Squeeze" – Email AND Snail Mail Photo Feedback to Customer Service; Social Media; Chief Executive Officer; their competitors; Governments; Regulatory Authorities; Mates and Head Offices of other countries.