Saturday, October 29, 2016

Thank You for your Donations Sign with Arrow Pointing to Bucket wanted to Max Donations

 29 October 2016

Salvation Army
PO Box A435 Sydney South NSW 1235
Attention: Chief Executive Officer

Thank You for your Donations Sign with Arrow Pointing to Bucket wanted to Max Donations

Dear C.E.O

I wish you well. I refer to the attached photo. I enjoyed the music played by your band at MYER - Eastland mall today and I have made a small donation to your cause.

I like to suggest that you implement "Thank You for your Donations" Sign with Arrow Pointing to Bucket so that you could significantly Increase your Donations revenue at a minuscule cost of a sign.

This is also polite by Thanking Donors for their generous contribution.

Lastly, not everyone knows they need to put money in the donation bucket after hearing the music unless there is a sign that the music is for a charitable cause.

Please kindly introduce a Thank you sign for all current and future event.

I humbly recommend delegating this as a new project to your assistant which will only take 3 minutes of your time. The successful outcome of this project under your leadership will significantly build up your performance appraisal at no cost to yourself that will also maximise your salary increments, bonus and promotion.

Copies of this letter have been snail mailed and emailed to the relevant people in your company as my internet & computer are hacked and communication blockage from disgruntled management & employees due to fear, authoritative hierarchy, herd mentality, and a myriad of other interesting reasons as a result of them being resistant to change due to invested benefits in the current system even if the change is for the greater good of the company, community and eventually yourself – Egoistic, Capitalism and Narcissistic Mentality wrapped in sweet honey politically correct words that fail to add value to others.

My email address & social media accounts have been banned by your Customer Service staff and your Social Media team – If constructive criticisms are not welcomed, you are paying too much for those extra headcounts that do nothing nor add value to your business. Would it not make business sense to reduce those headcounts and turn those salaries into your own Salary Increase?

Please note that I am contactable only through email. I do apologise for this politically incorrect and badly structured letter. Please understand that I spend time, real money (I don’t earn much and I live with my in-laws) and effort to gather this observation, prepare this letter at my expense for your benefits. I do not seek any monetary rewards or credit from this feedback. I am also prepared to be bullied at work, home and by strangers; sued for bankruptcy; losing my job (haters send this feedback to my boss); endangering the lives of my loved ones and distant relatives (haters send this feedback to my loved ones) = my broken relationships; to be pushed to the front of an oncoming train down the tracks to my violent death at Melbourne Central Train Station by people affected by my feedback.

I have prepared myself with this mindset prior to writing this letter so that you could achieve benefits from this feedback at no cost to yourself.

Thank you for your time in reading this letter, and please kindly delegate your assistant to inform me on the progress of your action. I appreciate your time to act on this feedback for the benefits of your family, community, company and yourself.

P.S. “We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like”. “Man surprised me most about humanity. Because he sacrifices his health to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”

Implement your ideas by considering decision makers' ego and make them think that they came up with the profitable idea (Men have a natural opposition to all ideas that are not of their own); allow them to take 100% of profits and credit. How? "The Squeeze" – Email AND Snail Mail Photo Feedback to Customer Service; Social Media; Chief Executive Officer; their competitors; Governments; Regulatory Authorities; Mates and Head Offices of other countries.